I have spent all evening, last evening after we came home from Stark State, driving my poor son crazy. His hearing friend , Shawn,..came over and the two of them started to try out their posr adolecent......"Man Talk!" From what I could get from my new-in-the-ear- listening device,.."Man Talk" consists of repeating the word "fuck," in as many ways as possible!!
Bill did not know that I had on my new device as it is very tiny and I had not told him that I had gotten a new one. When the guys thought that I could not hear them, I was fastinated by their use of the word: 'fuck!"
They spat out,..."Well,..fuck him!!" or "I'd like to fuck her!!" or "Fuck that!!" with great abandon!
THIS IS THE KID THAY SCOLDED ME ABOUT ALL THE SEX SCENES,..THAT I PUT INTO MY HARTKAI STORIES LAST YEAR!!
I wondered if they would be as vocal if they knew that I was actually LISTENING to them!!
I came and sat down in the living room with my earphone unit that I use in school on my ears. Bill was right in the middle of a most interesting sentence,"....And then,.......Shawn,... I thought...Hey!!! Man!!! Dode!! What the fuck? And then,..I decided to just go ahead and......fu...."
At this point he looked at me saw me with the listening unit, anf finished his sentence,.."....FUG around all afternoon! Mom? What are you doing here?"
I answered him or at least tried to answer him in the same vein that he had been talking. "Whatever the fu.......?"
"fUG!" Bill answers for me so that Shawn won't hear me cussing!! "I.......please!" I finished the sentence as soon as his "corrective interuption was over.
I started again, "Why the fu.......!"
"Frick!! She said , "Frick!" Shawn,..she said "Frick!"
I was really getting angry now!!! "Bil,...this fuc......!"
"Fugging!" he corrected me.
I fixed my young grammarian tonight when Shawn came back to visit for supper,..tonight!!
Before he came over at his usual time at 5 p.m. for supper, I got out my medical dictionary and Bill's Anatomy book, that he is studying in college this year!!. When the guys sat down to eat with me,..I got them good!!
"Stanelle!" says Shawn, "You are not eating very much for supper tonight!"
"Yeah!" I sighed, "I have a fungoid infection in my vaginal recess and on my cervical receptor!!"
Bill swallowed a mouthful of milk and choked so hard that it came right back out his nose!! Shawn, who had not the slightest idea other than I didn't feel good,..reproved my "preacherman-type" son, "Bill! You should do dumb stuff like that in front of your mom!! It's not cool!!"
Bill just glared at me as I told Shawn that I had taken the "unripe ovium" from under the chickens today and that I hoped my "labial canadensis" would clear up!! It was an interesting meal!!
I haven't had such a good time since my cousin Jack Street had a hot date set up with a girl,..who was "known to put out," bought some condoms from the pharmacist at "ole man Muscov's" drugstore, and told the pharmacist what a hot chick that he was getting for his blind dteat Massillon's Drive-In!! Ha! Poor Jack went to pick up his "Hot" blind date and the pharmacist.........answered the door to the girl's house!!! It seems that he was Betty Lou's Daddy! Jack and Betty Lou stayed at her house that night and played Monoply and ate popcorn all evening with her parents! Jack wanted to come home in one piece!!
A little "research makes for an interesting evening!!