Grooooooooooan! I was accosted by seven senior citizens in a parking lot this morning as I was leaving the appartment of one of my clients.
Two of them met me at the front door as I was leaving the appartment. I tried to go and slip out the back door...with the excuse that I had to go to the bathroom!!
This tactic did not work as there were several little old blue haired "fans"..waiting for me at the rear exit of my client's appartment!!

I signed books,..hugged and kissed everyone,..and left the area..lightened by lack of a handkerchief,..scarf,..and notebook! For people,..who claim that they just..to quote one of them..."love and adore me,"....they certainly don't mind "swiping my belongings!"

One of my Amish friends,..MayAnne Y--- said to me, "And is it true that you been writin' a book and talkin' to the Englischers about here!"
I rolled my eyes at poor MaryAnne and feigned being disgusted with her with a, "Gott im Himmel!"
MaryAnne touched my arm and said to me,.."Oh I'm so sorry! I should have known that you would never do such a "WORLDLY" thing!"

LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THAT I HAVE "DONE SUCH A WORLDLY THING,"AND WORSE...I PLAY AROUND ON THE INTERNET!

OH! THE HORROR!

(Giggle!)