ODE TO MARY SUE!

(Words and rhymes stolen in true Mary Sue fashion from other poems and songs!!)

"Mary Sue! I love you!

No one else can mangle words like you!

Oh Mary!

Oh Mary Sue!

Well,..I love you,..girl,..I love you, Mary Sue!!

Mary Sue!

What can't you do?

You're more beautiful than anyone and perfect too!

Oh! Mary! Oh Mary Sue!

Oooooooo! Oooooo!

I would love you more, but I can't love you as much as you do,..oh Mary Sue!!

Oh Mary Sue..and all your crew!

No one else is QUITE like you!!

Oh Mary! Oh Mary Sue!

Mary Sue,. I will be true!

I saw your "Whipple website!"

And I know that it was you!!

Oh Mary!

Ooooooooh Mary Sue!

I know you NOW and can appreciate the damage..that you can do,..Missy Sue!!"

(to be cont'!)