I spent the day at home today. When I went into the Massillon McDonald's........the other day,..the clerk wanted to..."buy a Nellie Book" from me.
"YOU ARE EMILY HENSEL..I JUST KNOW IT! I SIMPLY MUST HAVE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS!!" she kept insisting as I kept trying to steer her back to her job of selling me a double cheeseburg meal!!!
Finally,..I got tired of arguing with her and opened my old nylon jacket and showed her my old "hooters tee shirt and my really dirty, crusty old jeans."
"Do I look look I could have written a book?" I asked her beseechingly,.."Please just sell me my double cheeseburg meal and forget the damn book."
My ploy worked until the manager recognized ne. The manager BROUGHT OUT A COPY OF THE BOOK AND I HAD TO SIGN IT RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!
I COULD NOT EAT IN THE MCCY D'S BUT HAD MY FOOD PUT IN A BAG AND TOOK IT HOME TO EAT! THIS TYPE OF THING IS GETTING TO BE A PAIN IN THE DERRIER!