Life stinks when one has infected sinuses. Life positively reeks when one also has a stomach infection. Throw in puking on top of everything else and a new low in human existense has been reached!!
(Gives off LOUD TROLLISH MOANS!)
Ahhhhhhh yes! My four cats are sharing in my misery. I have not fed them yet and they feel slighted from the emptiness in their collective little bellies. Meeeeee-oooow,..roooow Roooo!
We are all howling together about the unfairness of life and how we will all collectively do something about it as soon as we all feel better!!
Acccccck! Tipper is throwng up hairballs all over my clean white sheets!! Bad kitty!!!!!! Well,..guess what I am going to do on HIS cat bed!!!!
There is a horrendous rainstorm going on outside. I should be typing up a story,..but I think that I will go puke.....instead!!
Barrrrrrgh!!!!!