MUST TELL CAT JOKES:

Resident cat to "new kitty in the household",..on "cat door pecking order!":

"The little door is the one we use. The big door is for the servents!"

On devotional and prayer time:

"We say the AVE MEEEE-OOWER, here three times a day to ensue that the refrigerater door will open and we will be fed!!

Gather in front of the "Great White Door" and sing out: "Meeeeeeeooooow!" in chorus so that Our Lady of the Cat Chow" will know that we are still her Mostly Devoted Followers!

If she is asleep or laying down at mealtime,.we all go together and sit on her face!!"