"Ich Bin "Mary Sue'd!!"

I've been "Mary Sue'd. In any other form,..I'd say that I'd been "Mary-Skewered!" Done by any other person,..I'd say that I'd been "Mary-Skewered!!" Done by this particular person in these particular circumstances,..I've been paid a great compliment.

My own "Mary-Sue" fan-fiction person came over to my house the other day and left me two huge bunches of red and white carnations and then,..I was presented with my own personal piece of WALKING FREE fanfiction!!

I almost fell off my chair!!

In this piece of fan fiction,..it seems that this young, barely beyond her teens young lady was my "personal-assistant,..pretty and perfect,..who got everything done for me without me being aware of it"...while I lived with Nellie,..the Deaf-Blind lady!!

And then,..the young lady asked me about SHAKESPEARE'S vampire book!! It seems that Shakespeare's book really intrigued her and she WANTS MORE OF THE SAME!!

(Hint!! Hint!!)

My visitor thought, "Bewahrt!!"

I thought it, "Beschatten!"

When I think of all of the fan fictions that I have written in my own lifetime,..it seems a great irony to have been fan-fictionalized!! If Stan,..Kai,..and Z/Xev were real,..if Star Dreck characters, TOS,.were real,..if the Farscapers were real,..right now they'ed be ROFLTGDAO!!

They've been avenged!!

Ich bin "Mary-Sued" by "Holly-Sue!"

And it was all done with the greatest sincerity..and admiration!!

Danke,..Holly!! Danke!!

(Thank you!!)